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Deep Quotes by Jack Handey
- One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him…
- If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for…
- I'll be the first to admit that my idea of God is pretty different. I believe in a God with a long white beard, a…
- If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of…
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- It is difficult, it is pleasant. It is true, it is real. You will tell yourself this and many other things based… — Unkown
- The effect of prizes on one's career - if that is what to call it - is considerable, since they give one… — John Banville
- If you pour your life into songs, you want them to be heard. It's a desire to communicate. A deep desire to… — Unknown Author
- The Imitation of Christ is a cherished treasure of the Christian world. This great book was written by a Roman Catholic monk.… — Swami Vivekananda