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Day Quotes by Jerry Seinfeld
- I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's…
- I think the answer is we all need a little help, and the coffee's a little help with everything — social, energy, don't know what…
- Any day you had gym class was a weird school day. It started off normal. You had English, Social Studies, Geometry, then suddenly your in…
- One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like…
- I love the day date. No wine, no shower.
- Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had…
- I am a very organized person. I get up at 6:15 a.m., the kids get up at 6:45 a.m., and so I get up and…
- It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
- I was in the drug store the other day trying to get a cold medication...Not easy. There's an entire wall of products you need. You…
More Day Quotes
- The most radical revolutionary will become a conservative the day after the revolution. — Hannah Arendt
- Economic growth may one day turn out to be a curse rather than a good, and under no conditions can it either… — Hannah Arendt
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short time, does… — Aristotle
- For as the eyes of bats are to the blaze of day, so is the reason in our soul to the things… — Aristotle
- When it comes to the point where you occasionally look forward to being in prison on the basis that you might be… — Julian Assange
- We construct a narrative for ourselves, and that's the thread that we follow from one day to the next. People who disintegrate… — Paul Auster
- I write the paragraph, then I'm crossing out, changing words, trying to improve it. When it seems more or less OK, then… — Paul Auster
- People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Music - that's been my education. There's not a day that goes by that I take it for granted. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Compassion is a practically acquired knowledge, like dancing. You must do it and practice diligently day by day. — Karen Armstrong