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Computer Quotes by Dave Barry
- Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs is one that comes on the market about two days after you actually…
- Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog…
- There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece.
- And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a…
- If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered…
- A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
- A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages
More Computer Quotes
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest. — Isaac Asimov
- All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are… — Isaac Asimov
- A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are to… — Dave Attell
- One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' — Norman Ralph Augustine
- Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases. — Norman Ralph Augustine
- I write my lyrics into the computer and I hum my music into the dictaphone. — Sebastian Bach
- Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business. — Erykah Badu