Comedy Quotes

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In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being… — Jemaine Clement
It's always been a dream of mine to be in a Woody Allen comedy. — Jennifer Carpenter
Comedy is like math - you can check your answer because you know you've gotten it right if you get a laugh. It just makes… — Jennifer Carpenter
I just want to be with great teachers. If that means I'm in a horror film with good teachers, I'll do another horror film. But… — Jennifer Carpenter
Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn't about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they… — Jennifer Coolidge
It seems to me that romantic comedies used to be about falling in love, but in recent years they've really become just comedies where the… — Nigel Cole
I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is… — Nigel Cole
I suppose comedy is my first love, in a way. — Sharlto Copley
I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State. — Dana Carvey
Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stayed almost seven years. — Dana Carvey
Just for fun, I'm really goofy and I would love to do some stupid comedy. I'm talking, like, crazy, out there, Will Ferrell type of… — Jaimie Alexander
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before. — Jimmy Carr
I'm at least getting my foot in the door as far as doing straight dramatic parts, which no one would have ever considered me for… — Curtis Armstrong
My day jobs... I knew I was bad at those, so I didn't really have the confidence to think that I could do comedy. But… — Dave Attell
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what I've been doing… — Dave Attell
I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things,… — Hank Azaria
I don't like the bullying, do-one-over style of comedy. It's so cheap. — Olivia Colman
Journalism is straying into entertainment. The lines between serious news segments, news entertainment, and news comedy are blurring. — Drew Curtis
I think with comedy I get very sort of critical of myself and try and do the best I can and it doesn't come as… — Elisha Cuthbert
I think my strongest suit is comedy. I certainly have limits in other areas. — Emma Caulfield

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