Comedy Quotes

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It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s. — Alexei Sayle
I'm grateful to be working. The most exciting thing for me is that I never get bored - I've done comedy, drama, musical theatre and… — Sheridan Smith
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life, and… — Bob Newhart
You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out. — Brion James
Some comics are in it for what they can get out of it. Others are in it for a love of comedy. I think those… — Johnny Vegas
I would love to do a comedy spoof, like a Spinal Tap kind of thing. — Matthew McGrory
When the American people get through with the English language, it will look as if it had been run over by a musical comedy. — Finley Peter Dunne
When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man. — Sam Kinison
Real comedy doesn't just make people laugh and think, but makes them laugh and change. — Sam Kinison
To me, horror and comedy never work. Never worked for me, anyway. — Rob Zombie
Comedy is like catching lightning in a bottle. — Goldie Hawn
Good taste is the enemy of comedy. — Mel Brooks
It's the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they've been good to me. — Daniel Tosh
A wonderful story collection set between one place and another and shaped by a fearless sense of comedy. — W G Sebald
If the first â€˜Hangoverâ€™ movie were this awful, there never would have been a Part Two. This is a joyless, unfunny mix of comedy and… — Mick LaSalle
If youâ€™ve got the comedy eye, you can look at any situation and see the humor in it while others donâ€™t. — Garry Marshall
I like really stupid comedies. — Greta Van Susteren
His (Lloyd Kaufman) string of low-budget, lowbrow horror comedies stretching back to the â€™80s has been cited as influence by Peter Jackson, the Farrelly Brothers,… — Lou Lumenick
I'm a big movie fan, and I want to make movies in every genre. I want to make my romantic comedy one day. — James Wan
The alumni of Second City from John Belushi to Martin Short have changed my entire life and brought a new kind of comedy to America… — Bernie Brillstein

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