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Cigarettes Quotes by Dave Barry
- In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than remembering not to…
- Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.
More Cigarettes Quotes
- I'm allergic to cigarettes, so on the road I have to stay in a non-smoking environment or I get sick. — 3 Doors Down
- The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers is taken… — Richard Doll
- He lit a cigarette and handed it to me. I inhaled. Coughed. Wheezed. Gasped for breath. Coughed again. Considered vomiting. Grabbed the… — John Green
- Life is like a cigarette. Enjoy it while you still can. — Unkown
- Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive. — Loni Anderson
- As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice,… — Barack Obama
- My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it's snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the… — Unknown Author
- In Mexico City, Tehran, Kolkata, Bangkok, Shanghai, and hundreds of other cities, the air is no longer safe to breathe. In some… — Lester R. Brown