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Cigarettes Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
- You know, if government were a product, selling it would be illegal. Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes…
- Smoking cigarettes seems to alarm peace activists much more than voting for Reagan does.
- Coffee and cigarettes are much better if you want an instant breakfast.
- The morning meal was served in traditional socialist fashion - very slowly, with the courses out of order so that the jelly arrived half an…
- A cocktail party is what you call it when you invite everyone you know to come over to your house at six p.m., put cigarettes…
- Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
More Cigarettes Quotes
- The focus on my appearance has really surprised me. I've always been a size 14 to 16, I don't care about clothes,… — Adele
- In the 1960s, you could eat anything you wanted, and of course, people were smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, and… — Julia Child
- Cigarettes, I won't do cigarettes, nicotine will kill ya. — Tommy Chong
- If somebody invented cigarettes today, the government would not legalize them. — Loni Anderson
- Three cigarettes in, your body already craves it. It is that addictive. — Loni Anderson
- I don't want my picture in any cigarettes, but I also don't want you to lose the ten dollars, so I'm enclosing… — Honus Wagner
- The risk of developing carcinoma of the lung increases steadily as the amount smoked increases. If the risk among non-smokers is taken… — Richard Doll
- Cigarettes don't kill people - cancer kills people. — Richard M. Weiner
- For the same reason we don't allow kids to buy pornography, for the same reason we don't allow kids to buy cigarettes,… — Rod Blagojevich
- In my experience, you run into trouble when you ask a group of beer-drinking men to perform any task more complex than… — Dave Barry
- As has been well documented, I smoked pot as a kid, and I view it as a bad habit and a vice,… — Barack Obama
- I will just put four or five extra packs of cigarettes in my bag and I will be fine. — John Daly