Chewing Quotes by Jack Handey

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• There is no abstract Evil; you have to understand that! Its roots are here, all around us, in this herd that goes… — Sergei Lukyanenko
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• Happily for me, ninety-nine percent of all human life is spent simply repeating the same old actions, speaking the same tired clichés,… — Jeff Lindsay
• Love is like a chewing gum, the sweetness of it never lasts forever — Shubham Joshi
• Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. — Dave Barry

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