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Cards Quotes by Dave Barry
- On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men…
- We have been flooded with postal cards from all over the United States and several parallel universes. Just a quick glance though these cards is…
- Perhaps you are thinking: 'But a tank costs several million dollars, not including floor mats. I don't have that kind of money.' Don't be silly.…
- If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a…
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- I don't use a debit card. The safest thing is a credit card because you're using the bank's money. If someone accesses… — Frank Abagnale
- You can examine the whole 19th century from the point of view of who would have maxed out their credit cards. Emma… — Margaret Atwood
- When migraines briefly became a campaign issue for me, it appeared that political foes were maybe playing the gender card. — Michele Bachmann
- You can't live your life blaming your failures on your parents and what they did or didn't do for you. You're dealt… — Drew Barrymore
- I like a man who can be a real friend, has a good sense of humor, a good pair of shoes and… — Victoria Beckham
- Gambling with cards or dice or stocks is all one thing. It's getting money without giving an equivalent for it. — Henry Ward Beecher
- I've got my eye on a few things to spend my money on. I've got my own bank card but I am… — Justin Bieber
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings