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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Stones taught me to fly, love taught me to lie, life taught me to die, so it's not hard to fall when…
— Damien Rice
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Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
— Unknown Author
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When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.
— George Carlin
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Exercise is a pastime only for those who are already slender and physically fit. It just isn't so much fun when you…
— Christopher Hitchens
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The more innocuous the name of a weapon, the more hideous its impact. Some of the most horrific weapons of the Vietnam…
— Paul Dickson
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One thing I did pick up from Cannonball Run was the use of bloopers and outtakes under the final credits, which I've…
— Jackie Chan
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Well, Grover Washington was my main influence and when I went to college, I started listening to more of the jazz masters…
— Kenny G
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The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone.
— Victor Hugo
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Ever had a flying burrito hit you? Well, it's a deadly projectile, right up there with cannonballs and grenades.
— Rick Riordan
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A cannonball travels only two thousand miles an hour; light travels two hundred thousand miles a second. Such is the superiority of…
— Victor Hugo
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