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Called Quotes by Jack Handey
- I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Caveman the best. We called him Uncle Caveman because he lived in a cave and because…
- MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all get into the car - I forget what…
- Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot.
- There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no…
- If there's ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort…
- Sometimes I think the so-called experts actually ARE experts.
- Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked…
- The land that had nourished him and had borne him fruit now turned against him and called him a fruit. Man, I hate land like…
- I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good…
- One day my friend called and said, "I FOUND JESUS!" and my response was "Great we are going to be rich." But it turned out…
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- Very few species have survived unchanged. There's one called lingula, which is a little shellfish, a little brachiopod about the size of… — David Attenborough
- Social media is called social media for a reason. It lends itself to sharing rather than horn-tooting. — Margaret Atwood
- I was a supporter of the desire, in my section of Nigeria, to leave the federation because it was treated very badly… — Chinua Achebe
- No human being is innocent, but there is a class of innocent human actions called Games. — Wystan Hugh Auden