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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Life's not breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away.
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Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take buy by the moments that take your breath away
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Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away......
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I seen many things for 100 100 dollars, 100 rice, 100 marble ,1 meter , 100 people , 100 dogs, 100 pounds…
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Life isn't about how many breaths you take it's about the moments that take you're breath away.
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Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by its breathtaking moments.
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Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away.
— Unknown Author
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Life isnt about how many breaths you take but about the moments that take your breathe away.
— Mulfat
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