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Breasts Quotes by Joan Rivers
- "I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
- I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.
- My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.
More Breasts Quotes
- Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. — Dave Barry
- There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging… — Charles Baudelaire
- Breast-feeding is the natural, optimal way to feed a child. — Mayim Bialik
- O Death, rock me asleep, bring me to quiet rest, let pass my weary guiltless ghost out of my careful breast. — Anne Boleyn
- Felicity, the companion of content, is rather found in our own breasts than in the enjoyment of external things; and I firmly… — Daniel Boone
- I think they say that when you're breast feeding, you know, your weight kind of slims down. It's a little easier. It's… — Christina Aguilera
- I had been afraid of breast cancer, as I suspect most women are, from the time I hit adolescence. At that age,… — Geraldine Brooks
- One who never turned his back but marched breast forward, never doubted clouds would break, Never dreamed, though right were worsted, wrong… — Robert Browning
- I don't want to discuss my breasts with the whole world! — Brooke Burke
- Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do… — Jonathan Carroll
- People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort… — Helena Bonham Carter
- No one understands my ills, nor the terror that fills my breast, who does not know the heart of a mother. — Marie Antoinette