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Brain Quotes by George Carlin
- Energy experts have announced the development of a new fuel made from human brain tissue. It's called assohol.
- Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
- But when you're in front of an audience and you make them laugh at a new idea, you're guiding the whole being for the moment.…
- Sometimes a little brain damage can help.
- We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.
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