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Boring Quotes by Dave Barry
- Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
- Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.
- Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find…
- Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the…
- I do not mean to be the slightest bit critical of TV newspeople, who do a superb job, considering that they operate under severe time…
More Boring Quotes
- The beginning of Canadian cultural nationalism was not 'Am I really that oppressed?' but 'Am I really that boring?' — Margaret Atwood
- Perfection is boring. If a face doesn't have mistakes, it's nothing. — Kevyn Aucoin
- I think if we didn't contradict ourselves, it would be awfully boring. It would be tedious to be alive. — Paul Auster
- There is no singing anymore, everything is yelling and shouting and rapping and that is real boring to a guy like me. — Sebastian Bach
- I have never described the time I was in Doctor Who as anything except a kind of ecstatic success, but all the… — Tom Baker
- I have a fear of being boring. — Christian Bale
- Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have. — Christian Bale
- Happy relationships are boring. We all want them in our own life. But I don't want to watch them on TV. — Alan Ball