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Boring Quotes by Chuck Palahniuk
- Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.
- People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become.
- All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.
- Did perpetual happiness in the Garden of Eden maybe get so boring that eating the apple was justified?
- The most boring scenes are the scenes where a character is alone.
- The only thing I shy away from is non-consensual violence. I can't write a story where someone is a simple victim because it's boring.
- You’re training a new employee,' says Mrs. Clark, 'to take over your boring old job.' When you raise a child.
- The most boring thing in the entire world is nudity. The second most boring thing is honesty.
- Mylife might be little and boring, but at least it’s mine - not some assembly-line, secondhand, hand-me-down life.
- People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe, organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become. With the…
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