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Bite Quotes by Jack Handey
- Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only…
- Many people think that history is a dull subject. Dull? Is it "dull" that Jesse James once got bitten on the forehead by an ant,…
- If I had a nickname, I think I would want it to be "Prince of Weasels", because then I could go up and bite people…
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- And here am I, budding among the ruins with only sorrow to bite on, as if weeping were a seed and I… — Pablo Neruda
- Let dogs delight to bark and bite, for God hath made them so. — Isaac Watts