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Bigs Quotes by George Carlin
- They'll get it all from you sooner or later 'cause they own this f**kin' place. It's a big club and you ain't in it. You…
- I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
- "Fussy eater" is a euphemism for "big pain in the ass."
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or…
- If you take five white guys and put 'em with five black guys, and let 'em hang around together for about a month, and at…
- If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?
- Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
- You take 5 white guys and you take 5 black guys and put em together for a week and what you won't have is 5…
- I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call…
- Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too…
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- If you are careful with people, they will offer you part of themselves. That is the big secret. — Eve Arnold
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- These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like that, big… — David Attenborough
- I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
- For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see wild penguins… — Diane Ackerman
- I've always been a big fan of science fiction and of the worlds of the spiritual and the mystic. — Dan Aykroyd
- In some places women have all the rights they deserve and in others there are big restrictions - in some countries they… — Michelle Bachelet
- Small business is the backbone of our economy. I'm for big business, too. But small business is where the jobs are generated. — Michele Bachmann
- I want my candidacy for the presidency of the United States to stand for a moment when we the people, stand once… — Michele Bachmann