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- Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes.
- If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
- Although a science fair can seem like a big "pain" it can help you understand important scientific principles, such as Newton's First Law of Inertia,…
- The average tax payer is not a big voluntary supporter of the arts. The only art that the average taxpayer buys voluntarily either has a…
- Happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations...
- Do not put this product in a big vat and drop rats into it from a cat-walk.
- The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a…
- Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.
- ...Terry Jackson, who is the Miami Herald's automotive writer and TV critic. That's correct: This man gets paid to drive new cars AND watch television.…
- In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English…
- The first animals to be successfully domesticated were dogs, which were a big help because they would bark all night and fetch thrown sticks, thereby…
- We decide to start with the best-known sight of all, the one that, more than any other, exemplifies what the Big Apple is all about:…
- Software is usually accompanied by documentation in the form of big fat scary manuals that nobody ever reads. In fact, for the past five years…
- All the big corporations depreciate their possessions, and you can, too, provided you use them for business purposes. For example, if you subscribe to the…
- Stache’s attack was perfectly timed, thanks to his veteran-pirate grasp tactics—and a big piece if luck.
- What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth ? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume…
More Bigs Quotes
- I can honestly say - and it's a big surprise to me - that I have never had a dream about being… — Neil Armstrong
- If you are careful with people, they will offer you part of themselves. That is the big secret. — Eve Arnold
- I had some big ups and downs when I was in my 20s and the one thing I learned was, no matter… — Darren Aronofsky
- These big-package releases. There should be a cute name for them. — Julian Assange
- I just wish the world was twice as big and half of it was still unexplored. — David Attenborough
- Apart from anything else, I am designed by evolution, like we all are: if we see a little thing like that, big… — David Attenborough
- I have a big following among the biogeeks of this world. Nobody ever puts them in books. — Margaret Atwood
- For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see wild penguins… — Diane Ackerman