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Balls Quotes by Dave Barry
- For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
- You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble because the other…
- In the Bowling Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw the ball for you. Your sole function will…
- Talking about golf is always boring. Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the…
- Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all…
- Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.
- This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes to…
- Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the newspaper headlines…
- If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without…
More Balls Quotes
- A ball had passed between my body and the right arm which supported him, cutting through the sleeve and passing through his… — Clara Barton
- I hope you never hear those words. Your mom. She died. They are different than other words. They are too big to… — Mitch Albom
- I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't… — Arthur Ashe
- I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings. — Rodney Atkins
- I like to juggle with one ball at a time. Then I put the ball down and do nothing for extended periods… — Rowan Atkinson
- My greatest point is my persistence. I never give up in a match. However down I am, I fight until the last… — Bjorn Borg
- The pitcher has got only a ball. I've got a bat. So the percentage in weapons is in my favor and I… — Hank Aaron
- You can, legally, possibly hit and kill a fellow golfer with a ball, and there will not be a lot of trouble… — Dave Barry