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Balls Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Light beer? No thanks, I still have my balls.
- A Woman Never Say: If we're not going to have sex, then you have to at least let me lick your balls and suck you…
- Women are like bowling balls. You pick them up, stick your fingers in them, throw them in the gutter, and they always come back for…
- Who said women don't have Balls? They just don't hide it in their pants, they display them proudly on their chest.
- I got dimples on my balls sack and every time I get a blowjob bitches are all like awwww.
- The only time a woman should have a man by the balls is when she's sucking on them.
- When you eat an apple you're eating a tree's balls.
- Stress balls really work when you shove them down someone's throat.
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