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- Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant… — Chelsea Handler
- Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. — Andy Borowitz
- In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show… — Eva Longoria
- Eric,†she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!†“That would… — Charlaine Harris
- I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget. — Nikhil Saluja