Baby Shower Quotes

5 quotes by 5 authors

• Christmas is a baby shower that went totally overboard. — Andy Borowitz
• Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden… — Chelsea Handler
• In the Mexican culture, we never miss a baptism, a birthday, a baby shower, a wedding shower, a wedding. You must show up. Otherwise, you'll… — Eva Longoria
• Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would be something to… — Charlaine Harris
• I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget. — Nikhil Saluja

Who Wrote These Baby Shower Quotes

5 authors contributed a total of 5 Baby Shower Quotes as follows:

• 1 Baby Shower Quote by Andy Borowitz
• 1 Baby Shower Quote by Chelsea Handler
• 1 Baby Shower Quote by Eva Longoria
• 1 Baby Shower Quote by Charlaine Harris
• 1 Baby Shower Quote by Nikhil Saluja