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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know…
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Emotions are far more contagious than any disease. A smile or a panic will spread through a group of people far faster…
— Seth Godin
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Life is like arriving late for a movie, having to figure out what was going on without bothering everybody with a lot…
— Joseph Campbell
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I would like permission to fetch a note from my mother, sir' Ridcully sighed. 'Rincewind, you once informed me, to my everlasting…
— Terry Pratchett
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To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car…
— Geoffrey Boycott
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There is nothing sadder in this life than to watch someone you love walk away before you like a stranger. ):
— Aldyna Threesya
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If I could trade mistakes for sheep. Count me away, before you sleep.
— Panic At The Disco
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