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Automatically Quotes by Jack Handey
- A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.
- In weightlifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
- When you go to a party at somebody's house, don't automatically assume that the drinks are free. Ask, and ask often.
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