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- I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.
- The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the…
- I'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got…
- Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come…
- There's a reason education sucks, and it's the same reason it will never ever ever be fixed. It's never going to get any better. Don't…
- You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uterus’s, do you? No, you don’t see…
- Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man ... living in the sky. Who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And…
- Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.
- No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club,…
- I don't believe there's any problem in this country, no matter how tough it is, that Americans, when they roll up their sleeves, can't completely…
- People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before…
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