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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
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Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some…
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The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people…
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat…
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned…
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The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
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Popular Aloha quotes from across the collection:
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In Hawaii they say, "aloha." That's a nice one, It means both "hello" and "good-bye" Which just goes to show, if you…
— George Carlin
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Meow is like aloha - it can mean anything.
— Hank Ketcham
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In Hawaii, we greet friends, loved ones or strangers with Aloha, which means love. Aloha is the key word to the universal…
— Duke Kahanamoku
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The five principles of aloha, when practiced together, awaken our awareness of our human potential and the sacredness of our life.
— Paul Pearsall
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Hawai‘i Pacific University's new use of the iconic Aloha Tower Marketplace will continue its historic role of welcoming visitors, and now students,…
— Unknown Author
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I try to explain to them about the aloha spirit. And it's that spirit that I am absolutely convinced is what America…
— Barack Obama
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The aloha spirit is real simple. You give and you give and you give . . . and you give from here…
— Rell Sunn
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I have the utmost respect and 'aloha' for black people - who have already suffered so much due to racial discrimination and…
— Duane Chapman
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I'll try to communicate, Taylor said. She spoke slowly and deliberately. Hello! We need help. Is your village close? My village is…
— Libba Bray
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If he work the middle like a mohawk, tell 'em he can meet me where them girls say Aloha
— Nicki Minaj
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