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Afraid Quotes by Jack Handey
- Sometimes you have to be careful when selecting a new nickname for yourself. For instance, let's say you have chosen the nickname "Fly Head". Normally,…
- I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the patient down and…
- I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to AIM a gun…
- What am I afraid of? I'll tell you: a feather. that's right, a feather. How could anyone be afraid of a feather, you say. That's…
More Afraid Quotes
- I just let the work speak for itself. An actor is not afraid to take risks; to put on different hats; to… — Kevin Bacon
- Luck? I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to me… — Lucille Ball
- We are not afraid of nuclear weapons. The point is that if we had in fact wanted to build a nuclear bomb,… — Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- On the whole, I would bid you stand up to your work, whatever it may be, and not be afraid of it;… — Thomas Carlyle
- If you are afraid of loneliness, do not marry. — Anton Chekhov
- Don't be afraid of change, because it is leading you to a new beginning. — Joyce Meyer
- People are so damned afraid that one day they might wake up and discover that they've grown old. — Billie Joe Armstrong
- I like being a strong, independent woman, and to be honest, I was never afraid to be on my own. — Dido Armstrong