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Able Quotes by Jack Handey
- I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.
- If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a lightheartedness to the subject, in a way that…
- Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth…
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