Comic Quote by Buddy Hackett

I have the show because I'm insecure. It's my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience.

— Ray Romano

You know, I've never been a comic book person, just because that's not my gig and I don't have a television.

— Allison Mack

Good comics gravitate to each other; you know who's your type of person by watching them onstage, hopefully.

— B. J. Novak

I don't see myself as a stand-up comic doing cynical, mean-spirited or disrespectful stuff. I'm very aware that I don't like to disrespect people…

— Tracey Ullman

I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.

— Sandra Bernhard

Ive always been one of those comics who doesnt say much on panel shows because Im terrified of saying the wrong thing or offending…

— Paul Sinha

That's the difference between a great comic and a bad comic - one has great instincts and has a lot of compassion and can…

— Ali Wong

I think if you have a comic perspective, almost anything that happens you tend to put through a comic filter. It's a way of…

— Woody Allen

I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the opportunity to…

— Marc Maron

I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't understand their…

— Carol Leifer

I don't feel bad about the fact that I notice if a lot of people laugh at a comic, and think, 'That worked; I'll…

— Randall Munroe

Unlike a lot of comics, I didn't care about getting on 'Saturday Night Live.' That show had such history and was so established that…

— Artie Lange