Aeroplanes Quote by Billy Connolly

In public toilets you don't have to touch anything. A machine gives loo roll and makes birdie noises so you can't hear the person…

— Kelly Osbourne

Women really are disgusting, unhygienic creatures. I mean how can they bring themselves to sit on a toilet that has my piss all over…

— Nikhil Saluja

No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.

— Germaine Greer

I don't like to use toilets - ever.

— Mike Patton

As a wheelchair user, I am utterly obsessed with toilets, and all my friends know it. A simple invitation to the pub is consistently…

— Stella Young

When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever…

— Patrick Stewart

Whasthat!" "Um ... those are the toilets.

— Rick Riordan

Even if I was sitting on a toilet, I still wouldn't give a shit.

— Anonymous

I wish the men in my house would be a little more courteous and put the toilet seat down.

— Anonymous

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

— Patrick Süskind

There is something reassuring about the toilets. Bodily functions at least remain democratic. Everybody shits.

— Margaret Atwood

Back in my days ,bathrooms were used for taking a sh!t ,not for taking pictures..!

— Ash Sweeney