“POPE: Dunciad, Bk. iv., Line 301. =Abdication.= I give this heavy weight from off my head, And this unwieldy sceptre from my… — Various Copy Share Image
“ground, he starts screaming, "You're not so tough now, are you, Batman?” — Various Batman Copy Share Image
“Which, in morals, leads away from superstition, Which, in politics, leads away from government, and Which, in art, leads away from Tradition.” — Various Art Copy Share Image
“E-flat walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve minors.” — Various Copy Share Image
“The first thing that ye swear to is, That with your whole hearts ye agree and resolve, all the days of your… — Various Life Copy Share Image
“The work of God's house, reformation work especially, is a stirring work: read history, you find not any where, reformation made in… — Various Discipline Copy Share Image
“My wife said that, for her birthday, she would like to go somewhere where she had not been for a long time.… — Various Long time Copy Share Image
“Yo momma so ugly she makes blind children cry. ♦◊♦◊♦◊♦ Yo momma so ugly she makes onions” — Various Copy Share Image
“education of children is not synonymous with herdlike drilling and training. If education should really mean anything at all, it must insist… — Various Children Copy Share Image
“When you cease to be fearful of Authority, you become Authority. Neither Baker or Wily, or any of the members of Wily's… — Various Copy Share Image
“Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says you cannot be punished… — Various Copy Share Image
“Q: What's the best way to ensure that you'll always remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once.” — Various Birthday Copy Share Image
Smokey: I won, gimme my money. Deebo: What money! Smokey: I lost. - Friday — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“walks up to her and punches her in the face. When she falls to the ground, he starts screaming, "You're not” — Various Copy Share Image
“By the presence of the Papacy, mind, conscience, heart, were blasted; while ignorance, superstition, iniquity, increased and prevailed.” — Various Psychology Copy Share Image
Mr. Jones: I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my… — Various Comedy Copy Share Image
“Q: Why did the bride wear white? A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven.” — Various Copy Share Image
“Julius Caesar walks into a bar. "I'll have a martinus," he says. The bartender gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Don't… — Various Julius Caesar Copy Share Image
“Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is 6 + 4? Class: At once!” — Various Teacher Copy Share Image
“If you have never had two blessings running opposition at your table, in the presence of invited guests, you can never imagine… — Various Copy Share Image
“But you know so much, and therefore by engaging your heart this day to God you first endeavour to expel Satan out… — Various Copy Share Image
