All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- It is at this point that normal language gives up, and goes and has a drink. Drink
- I’ve seen excitement, and I’ve seen boredom. And boredom was best. Best
- On the Disc the gods dealt severely with atheists. Atheism
- Fate can be one mean god at times. Fate
- SOONER OR LATER ALL MEN MUST DIE. EVERYTHING DIES IN THE END. I CAN BE ROBBED BUT NEVER DENIED, I TOLD MYSELF. WHY WORRY? “I… All
- Personal’s not the same as important. People just think it is. Important
- Ninety percent of most magic merely consists of knowing one extra fact. Consists
- Ach, people are always telling us not to do things" said Rob Anybody, "that's how we ken the most interesting things to do. Always Telling
- You can't second-guess ineffability, I always say. Always Say
- The city's full of people who you just see around. Cities
- If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged Arranged
- The Librarian considered matters for a while. So…a dwarf and a troll. He preferred both species to humans. For one thing, neither of them were… Best
- They obeyed, as wise men do when a woman puts her foot down . . . Down
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn't do. Ever Find
- You can't go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world for people. Otherwise it's just a cage. Besides… Around Building
- The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and… Assured
- When people say "clearly" something that means there's a huge crack in their argument and they know things aren't clear at all. All
- - I notice you didn't laugh, Mr. Black! - No, Your Majesty. We are forbidden to laugh at the things kings say, sire, because otherwise… All
- Some people are heroes. And some people jot down notes. Down
- Oh, my dear Vimes, history changes all the time. It is constantly being re-examined and re-evaluated, otherwise how would we be able to keep historians… Able
- She got on with her education. In her opinion, school kept on trying to interfere with it. Education
- The hippo of recollection stirred in the muddy waters of the mind. Hippo
- I don't hold with paddlin' with the occult," said Granny firmly. "Once you start paddlin' with the occult you start believing in spirits, and when… All
- Legends don't have to make sense. They just have to be beautiful. Or at least interesting. Beautiful
- The librarians were mysterious. It was said they could tell what book you needed just by looking at you, and they could take your voice… Book