"If per capita was a problem, decapita could…" — Terry Pratchett
"If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged"
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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A system is in equilibrium when the forces constituting it are arranged in such a way as to compensate each…
— Rudolf Arnheim
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It's extremely difficult to get these jobs because you can't get a job on a ship unless you have seaman's…
— Paul Auster
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Science is knowledge arranged and classified according to truth, facts, and the general laws of nature.
— Luther Burbank
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His head is made of stars, but not yet arranged into constellations.
— Elias Canetti
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It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
— Julia Child
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Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind
— Isaac Pitman
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The strongest and most evil spirits have to date advanced mankind the most: they always rekindled the sleeping passions -…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
— Dave Barry
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The destiny of mankind is arranged for happy moments every life has such but not for happy times.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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Passing just lately over this lake, ... and examining this water next day, I found floating therein divers earthy particles,…
— Antonie van Leeuwenhoek
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Science, in its ultimate ideal, consists of a set of propositions arranged in a hierarchy, the lowest level of the…
— Bertrand Russell
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There is, as Emerson says, some central idea or conception of yourself by which all the facts of your life…
— Wallace D. Wattles
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