Dark Humor Quotes

16 quotes by 15 authors

Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among… — Bob Saget
I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.' — Leslie Mann
I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort of cynical dark humor that… — Ben Stiller
That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek. — El-P
I quite like dark humor. — Marina and the Diamonds
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk. — Robert Bloch
Man makes plans . . . and God laughs. — Michael Chabon
I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not to talk to strangers. I… — Kelley Armstrong
A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the unarmed intruder you just shot. — Brian P. Cleary
A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie the knot. — Justine Larbalestier
Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks
A manâ€™s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks
If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett
Bomb', Reyes said, not bothering to look up. 'One of ours?' Maddox insisted... 'Hardly. I know better than to blow myself up,' Reyes sighed. — Gena Showalter
It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli — Laurell K. Hamilton
If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes... — Chuck Palahniuk

Who Wrote These Dark Humor Quotes

15 authors contributed a total of 16 Dark Humor Quotes as follows: