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More Dark Humor Quotes

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• Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was… — Bob Saget
• I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.' — Leslie Mann
• I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort… — Ben Stiller
• That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek. — El-P
• I quite like dark humor. — Marina and the Diamonds
• Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on… — Robert Bloch
• Man makes plans . . . and God laughs. — Michael Chabon
• I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not… — Kelley Armstrong
• A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes… — Justine Larbalestier
• Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks
• A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks
• If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett

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