"A difference in self loathing? Please. The only……" — Justine Larbalestier
"A difference in self loathing? Please. The only difference between a gun and a rope is the time it takes to tie the knot."
More Dark Humor Quotes
- Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was… — Bob Saget
- I like dark humor. My favorite movie of all time is 'Harold and Maude.' — Leslie Mann
- I don't think it's ever easy to be funny. I find it easy to amuse myself with a certain sort… — Ben Stiller
- That dark humor has always been a part of what I've done. It's always been somewhat tongue-in-cheek. — El-P
- I quite like dark humor. — Marina and the Diamonds
- Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on… — Robert Bloch
- Man makes plans . . . and God laughs. — Michael Chabon
- I was very strict on that point. No devouring classmates." Jeremy rolled his eyes. "Other parents warn their kids not… — Kelley Armstrong
- A good friend will help you plant your tulips. A great friend will help you plant a gun on the… — Brian P. Cleary
- Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks
- A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks
- If per capita was a problem, decapita could be arranged — Terry Pratchett