All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the… Able
- Last hopeless chances have got to work. Nothing makes sense otherwise. You might as well not be alive. Alive
- He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered. "You don't understand at all," said the wizard wearily. "I'm so scared of you my… All
- Vimes had got around to a Clean Desk policy. It was a Clean Floor strategy that eluded him at the moment. Clean
- Imagination, not intelligence, made us human. Human
- He'd always known that the world was an interesting place, and his imagination had peopled it with pirates and bandits and spies and astronauts and… All
- You know how to pray, don’t you? Just put your hands together and hope. Don T
- Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things. Begin
- Insofar as he'd formed any opinion of her, it was that she suffered from misplaced gentility and the mistaken belief that etiquette meant good breeding.… Any
- Ah," said Mr Pin. "Right. I remember. You are concerned citizens." He knew about concerned citizens. Wherever they were, they all spoke the same private… Ah
- Only Ron's dog was watching William. He considered that it had, for a dog, a very offensive and knowing look. A couple of months ago… Ago
- Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze. Halfway
- I should have learned this, she thought. I wanted to learn fire, and pain, but I should have learned people. Fire
- At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we… Bad
- No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away... Actually Dead
- Go anywhere you wish, talk to everyone. Ask any questions; you will be given answers. When you want to learn, you will be taught. Use… Answers
- What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter. Apart
- Students, eh? Love 'em or hate 'em, you can't hit them with a shovel! Ems
- Smaller-than-Medium-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock Bigger
- Incidentally, it's best not to argue with the nursing staff. I find the best course of action is to throw some chocolates in one direction… Action
- Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show. Always Remember
- He's probably their battle poet, too." "You mean he makes up heroic songs about famous battles?" "No, no. He recites poems that frighten the enemy....When… Battle
- That, lad," he said proudly, "was some of the worst poetry I have heard for a long time. It was offensive to the ear and… Ear
- Never trust a species that grins all the time. It’s up to something. All
- Dogs are not like cats, who amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw.… All