All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- - DON’T WORRY, IT WON’T BE FOREVER. - Good. - IT MAY SEEM LIKE FOREVER. Don T
- As far as Death was aware, the sole reason for any human association with pigs and lambs was as a prelude to chops and sausages.… Any
- When all else failed, she tried being reasonable. All
- …We were born vampires." "I thought you became –" "— vampires by being bitten? Dear me, no. Oh, we can turn people into vampires, it’s… Agnes
- I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of berry juice in it. Told him… Berries
- She was convinced that she was anorexic, because every time she looked in the mirror she did indeed see a fat person. Anorexic
- Strength enough to build a home, Time enough to hold a child, Love enough to break a heart Break
- Anyway, lots of warrior tribes think that when they die, they go to a heavenly land somewhere," said the toad. "You know, where they can… Anyway Lots
- You were the kind of kid who couldn't see the difference between throwing rocks at a cat and setting it on fire. Cat
- Look, that's why there's rules, understand? So that you think before you break 'em. Break
- IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT /MEANT/ TO BE SAFE. Hogfather
- Poets have tried to describe Ankh-Morpork. They have failed. Perhaps it's the sheer zestful vitality of the place, or maybe it's just that a city… Activity
- Although she was aware that somewhere under her complicated strata of vests and petticoats there was some skin, that didn't mean to say she approved… Approved
- I hate cats." Death's face became a little stiffer, if that were possible. The blue glow in his eye sockets flickered red for an instant.… Became
- Granny Weatherwax was often angry. She considered it one of her strong points. Genuine anger was one of the world's greatest creative forces. But you… Anger
- I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol. "That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either. Gogol
- Books must be treated with respect, we feel that in our bones, because words have power. Bring enough words together they can bend space and… Bend
- The people of Ankh-Morpork had a straightforward, no-nonsense approach to entertainment, and while they were looking forward to seeing a dragon slain, they'd be happy… Alive
- Stop stealing the funeral meats right now, you wee scuggers!" She shouted. The Feegles stopped and stared at her. Then Rob Anybody said: "Socks wi'oot… Anybody
- She folded her arms and then shouted, "Right you thieving scunners! How dare you steal Miss Treason's funeral meats!" "Oh, waily, waily, it's the foldin'… Arms
- ...Roland de Chumsfanleigh (it wasn't his fault). Fault
- Because no man wants to be a coward in front of a cheese. Cheese
- Every intelligent being, whether it breathes or not, coughs nervously at some time in its life. Breathe
- Seeing things a human shouldn't have to see makes us human. Funny
- In order to have a change of fortune at the last minute, you have to take your fortune to the last minute. Change