All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- People's whole lives do pass in front of their eye before dying. The process is called "Living Called
- Who'd want a pony when you could have the whole universe? It was far more interesting and you didn't have to muck it out once… Far
- The reaper does not listen to the harvest. Doe
- The most important thing was that time had passed, pouring thousands of soothing seconds across the island. People need time to deal with the now… Across
- The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip. Igor
- As large as worlds. As old as Time. As patient as a brick. Brick
- And, as always happens, and happens far too soon, the strange and wonderful becomes a memory and a memory becomes a dream. Tomorrow it's gone. Always Happens
- Well, the traveling teachers do come through every few months," said the Baron. "Yes, sir, I know, sir, and they're useless, sir. They teach facts,… All
- These weren't cheap modern books; these were books bound in leather, and not just leather, but leather from clever cows who had given their lives… Best
- When I am old I shall wear midnight. Funny
- And that's what I don't like about magic, Captain. 'cos it's *magic*. You can't ask questions, it's magic. It doesn't explain anything, it's magic. You… Ask
- And he dreamed the dream of all those who publish books, which was to have so much gold in your pockets that you would have… All
- And sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Like Things
- And that's when I first learned about evil. It is built in to the very nature of the universe. Every world spins in pain. If… All
- That was always the dream, wasn't it? 'I wish I'd known then what I know now'? But when you got older you found out that… Becoming
- His movements could be called cat-like, except that he did not stop to spray urine up against things. Called
- He moved on, in the centre of a widening circle. He wasn't an enemy, he was a nemesis. Centre
- Adventure! People talked about the idea as if it were something worthwhile, rather than a mess of bad food, no sleep and strange people inexplicably… Adventure
- Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery. Everything Else
- Steal five dollars and you're a common thief. Steal thousands and you're either the government or a hero. Common
- Let grammar, punctuation, and spelling into your life! Even the most energetic and wonderful mess has to be turned into sentences. Energetic
- Granny bit her lip. She was never quite certain about children, thinking of them-when she thought about them at all-as coming somewhere between animals and… Adults
- I’m a witch. It’s what we do. When it’s nobody else’s business, it’s my business. Business
- They know that people need witches; they need the unofficial people who understand the difference between right and wrong, and when right is wrong and… All
- - I USHERED SOULS INTO THE NEXT WORLD. I WAS THE GRAVE OF ALL HOPE. I WAS THE ULTIMATE REALITY. I WAS THE ASSASSIN AGAINST… All