"The only really sane person in there is……" — Terry Pratchett
"The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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More Igor Quotes
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...[V]igor of government is essential to the security of liberty...
— Alexander Hamilton
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Automobiles will start to decline almost as soon as the last shot is fired in World War II. The name…
— Unknown Author
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Art is theft”) and Igor Stravinsky (“Lesser artists borrow, great artists steal”), I’ve always stolen from the people I admire…
— Austin Kleon
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My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.
— Igor Stravinsky
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Even in name, he seems like a Victorian oddity. "Igor, fetch 'the Crouch' from the catacombs, we're going to the…
— Russell Brand
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I'm not a star. I'll never be a Frank Sinatra or Elvis Presley or a Ray Charles. I'm just an…
— Jaco Pastorius
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Can you just saw his arm off while we're here and get me loose? (Amanda) I could do that, but…
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Igor?' said Moist. 'You have an Igor?' Oh, yes,' said Hubert. 'That's how I get this wonderful light. They know…
— Terry Pratchett
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I'm saying the devils are inside the walls. Igor Karkaroff. He was a Death Eater and no one, *no one*…
— Sirius Black
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