Turnip Quotes

19 quotes by 17 authors

This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip. — Richard Burton
[There is] one distinctly human thing - the story. There can be as good science about a turnip as about a man. ... [Or philosophy,… — Gilbert K. Chesterton
I look like a turnip with hair in the morning! — Dominic Cooper
I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip. — Billy Bob Thornton
In German, a young lady has no sex, but a turnip has — Mark Twain
There's no getting blood out of a turnip. — Frederick Marryat
The turnip is a capricious vegetable, which seems reluctant to show itself at its best. — Waverley Root
To him who is stinted of food a boiled turnip will relish like a roast fowl. — Saadi
It had never occurred to him that the body of a woman of fifty, blown up to monstrous dimensions by childbearing, then hardened, roughened by… — George Orwell
If you'd take your head home and boil it for a turnip it might be useful. I can't say. But it might. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
Giant Wimbleweather burst into one of those not very intelligent laughs to which the nicer sort of Giants are so liable. He checked himself at… — C.S. Lewis
What are our conductors giving us year after year? Only fresh corpses. Over these beautifully embalmed sonatas, toccatas, symphonies and operas the public dance the… — Henry Miller
Yeah, right. I donâ€™t believe that one for a minute. What do you think? I fell off a turnip truck? (Simone) Honestly? All I was… — Sherrilyn Kenyon
I still wanna know who to sue to get my store fixed. (Bubba) Iâ€™m a turnip. Sue the rich kid who started it. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon
The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip. — Terry Pratchett
Pyp had stabbed a turnip with his knife. "The night is dark and full of turnips," he announced in a solemn voice. "Let us all… — George R. R. Martin
Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in… — Lisa Kleypas
One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of him but that which is underground — Samuel Butler
I figure it's almost like a balance. We're eating these wonderful collard greens and turnip greens which are so medicinally good for you and, OK,… — Paula Deen

Who Wrote These Turnip Quotes

17 authors contributed a total of 19 Turnip Quotes as follows: