"In German, a young lady has no sex,…" — Mark Twain
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More German Quotes
- We were looking for a 'good shepherd,' and instead we got a German shepherd. — Pope Benedict XVI
- A German is someone who cannot tell a lie without believing it himself. — Theodor Adorno
- An appeal to fear never finds an echo in German hearts. — Otto von Bismarck
- The Imperial German Government will not expect the Government of the United States to omit any word or any act… — William Jennings Bryan
- When I'm in England, I know I'm a visitor, but being a white man in England with ancestry that's German… — Nicolas Cage
- More particularly, having a largely German-oriented education has made me very responsive to 19th-century German literature. — John le Carre
- I taught principally German language and literature at Eton. But any master with private pupils must be prepared to teach… — John le Carre
- I received a letter just before I left office from a man. I don't know why he chose to write… — Ronald Reagan
- Oh great, socks. You know I'm dying for your sins right? Yeah, but thanks for the socks! They'll go great… — Jim Gaffigan
- The statement that 'God is dead' comes from Nietzsche and has recently been trumpeted abroad by some German and American… — Karl Barth
- I say that they can be solved; there is no problem that cannot be, but faith is necessary. Think of… — Adolf Hitler
- As Fuehrer of the German people and Chancellor of the Reich, I can thank God at this moment that he… — Adolf Hitler