"Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody……" — George Burns

"Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to."

— George Burns

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108 Quotes by George Burns

George Burns has 108 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at…
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or…
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it…
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget…
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while…
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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More Humorous Quotes

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Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to… — Honore de Balzac
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams

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