All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- I MAY HAVE ALLOWED MYSELF SOME FLICKER OF EMOTION IN THE RECENT PAST, said Death, BUT I CAN GIVE IT UP ANY TIME I LIKE. Allowed
- Or -- and this she knew was a far more accurate way of looking at it -- the book was true and reality was lying. Accurate
- The trouble with being a god is that you've got no one to pray to. God
- You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible.… Another Apart
- You’d better tell me what you know, toad,” said Tiffany. “Miss Tick isn’t here. I am.” “Another world is colliding with this one,” said the… All
- It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane. Boring
- Child. That was a terrible thing to say to anyone who was almost thirteen. Anyone
- They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately? Alike
- No clowns were funny. That was the whole purpose of a clown. People laughed at clowns, but only out of nervousness. The point of clowns… Anything Else
- Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin' stuff, and they never tell you about stuff like the Bermuda… All
- You are very clever,' said the old man shyly. 'I would like to eat your brains, one day,' For some reason the books of etiquette… All
- The thing about witchcraft," said Mistress Weatherwax, "is that it's not like school at all. First you get the test, and then afterward you spend… Afterward
- I just rearrange words into a pleasing order for money. Funny
- Any fool could be a witch with a runic knife, but it took skill to be one with an apple corer. Any
- Vimes stalked gloomily through the crowded streets, feeling like the only pickled onion in a fruit salad. Crowded
- Never build a dungeon you wouldn't be happy to spend the night in yourself. The world would be a happier place if more people remembered… Build
- This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one. Applied
- You get a wonderful view from the point of no return. From
- There’s no point in believing in things that exist. Believe
- The universe was bad enough without people poking it. Bad
- His mind worked fast, flying in emergency supplies of common sense, as human minds do, to construct a huge anchor in sanity and prove that… Anchor
- Mr. Tulip lived his life on that thin line most people occupy just before they haul off and hit someone repeatedly with a wrench. Haul
- The brain works fast when it thinks it’s about to be cut in half. Brain
- Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity. Cat
- But I think you have a right to know what it is you’re not being told. Funny