All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Granny sighed. "You have learned something," she said, and thought it safe to insert a touch of sternness into her voice. "They say a little… Bad
- People don't alter history any more than birds alter the sky, they just make brief patterns in it. Alter
- Tragic heroes always moan when the gods take an interest in them, but it's the people the gods ignore who get the really tough deals Deals
- He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba. Elba
- For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting store by these… Accounts
- Inside every lump of coal there's a diamond waiting to get out. Coal
- The reason that clichés become clichés is that they are the hammers and screwdrivers in the toolbox of communication. Clich
- Why not? If enough people believe, you can be god of anything… Believe
- It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny. Amazing
- This is a lovely party," said the Bursar to a chair, "I wish I was here. Bursar
- Ye know full well that the meaning of life is to find your gift. To find your gift is happiness. Never tae find it is… Find
- No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect. All
- Occasionally he would very nearly swear. Funny
- This man was so absent-mindedly clever that he could paint pictures that didn’t just follow you around the room but went home with you and… Absent
- There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them… All
- Would a minute have mattered? No, probably not, although his young son appeared to have a very accurate internal clock. Possibly even 2 minutes would… Accurate
- It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand… Acme
- And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst! Brutha
- If you really want to upset a witch, do her a favor which she has no means of repaying. The unfulfilled obligation will nag at… Favor
- A witch who is bored might do ANYTHING. People said things like 'we had to make our own amusements in those days' as if this… Amusement
- The thief, as will become apparent, was a special type of thief. This thief was an artist of theft. Other thieves merely stole everything that… Apparent
- You are very clever," said the old man shyly. "I would like to eat your brains, one day. Brain
- It was, according to the history books, the fastest coronation since Bubric the Saxon crowned himself with a very pointy crown on a hill during… According
- But in his experience it was only a matter of time before the normal balance of the universe restored itself and started doing the usual… Balance
- Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes. All