All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Don't you *ever* let go?" "I haven't yet." "Why?" "I suppose... because in this world, after everyone panics, there's always got to be someone to… Always Got
- Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. Amusingly
- When Mister Safety Catch Is Not On, Mister Crossbow Is Not Your Friend. Catch
- Humans! They lived in a world where the grass continued to be green and the sun rose every day and flowers regularly turned into fruit,… All
- There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly… Been
- Interesting thing, these fellows never seem to get the idea of perspective-' The Bursar thought, or received the thought: that's because perspective is a lie.… Brush
- Of course, like all the informal inhabitants of the University the roaches were a little unusual, but there was something particularly unpleasant about the sound… All
- It doesn't stop being magic just because you know how it works. Inspirational
- Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your own home. Armageddon
- Don't look back!" "Why not?" "Because I just did! Run faster! Faster
- I can see we're going to get along like a house on fire," said Miss Tick. "There may be no survivors. Along
- Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has… Been
- Colon has always thought that heroes had some special kind of clockwork that made them go out and die famously for god, country and apple… Always Thought
- She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their shoes, which did not make a… Accusing
- Preston, I don't think this creature could ever find its way into your head. Quite apart from anything else, it seems pretty crowded and complicated… Anything Else
- One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble. Day
- Be one of the crowd? It went against everything a wizard stood for, and a wizard would not stand for anything if he could sit… Crowd
- They say that the prospect of being hanged in the morning concentrates a man's mind wonderfully; unfortunately, what the mind inevitably concentrates on is that,… Body
- And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the… All
- It was also a room full of books and made of books. There was no actual furniture; this is to say, the desk and chairs… Actual
- ... all reputable falconers agreed that for hunting purposes the only way you could reliably bring down prey with a wowhawk was by using it… Agreed
- When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth. Complicated
- That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is truth beauty and is beauty truth, and does… All
- I may be daft but I'm no' stupid! Daft
- And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to… All