All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Omens are everywhere in this world you just have to find the one that fits. Everywhere
- OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? Death
- One person is nothing. Two people are a nation. Inspirational
- Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended. And this is all very natural… All
- Carpe Jugulum," read Agnes aloud. "That's... well, Carpe Diem is 'Sieze the Day,' so this means-" "Go for the throat Agnes
- Magic never dies. It merely fades away. Dies
- ...Granny Weatherwax, who had walked nightly without fear in the bandit-haunted forests of the mountains all her life in the certain knowledge that the darkness… All
- If you kept changing the way people saw the world, you ended up changing the way you saw yourself. Changing
- Building a temple didn't mean you believed in gods, it just meant you believed in architecture. Architecture
- No one remembers the singer. The song remains. One
- People aren't just people, they are people surrounded by circumstances. Circumstances
- Perhaps the magic would last, perhaps it wouldn't. But then again, what does? Doe
- I wonder if it's like this for mountain climbers, he thought. You climb bigger and bigger mountains and you know that one day one of… Air
- Theres no stink more sorrorful than the stink of wet, burnt paper. It means: the end. Burnt
- There are millions of chords. There are millions of numbers. And everyone forgets the one that is a zero. But without the zero, numbers are… Arithmetic
- Creators aren't gods. They make places, which is quite hard. It's men that make gods. This explains a lot. Creator
- Few things are hidden from a quiet child with good eyesight. Child
- It's hard to explain," said Brutha. "But I think it's got something to do with how people should behave... you should do things because they're… Another Time
- Most horses don't walk backwards voluntarily, because what they can't see doesn't exist. Backwards
- Assassins did have a certain code, after all. It was dishonorable to kill someone if you weren't being paid. All
- The shortest unit of time in the multiverse is the New York Second, defined as the period of time between the traffic lights turning green… Behind
- I don't think I've drunk enough beer to understand that. Beer
- It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country's main export. It had rain… Always Raining
- Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening. Careful
- Man just went past with a cat on his head, Cat