All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- Witches aren’t like that. We live in harmony with the great cycles of Nature, and do no harm to anyone, and it’s wicked of them… Anyone
- They've got something they do it with, I think it's called a mocracy, and it means everyone in the whole country can say who the… Apart
- They may be called the Palace Guard, the City Guard, or the Patrol. Whatever the name, their purpose in any work of heroic fantasy is… Any
- Down there - he said - are people who will follow any dragon, worship any god, ignore any inequity. All out of a kind of… Accept
- Oh. I see. People don't want to see what can't possibly exist. Exist
- History isn't like that. History unravels gently, like an old sweater. It has been patched and darned many times, reknitted to suit different people, shoved… Always Eventually
- It's a terrible thing for a man when his woman gangs up on him wi' a toad Gang
- Last night there seemed to be a chance. Anything was possible last night. That was the trouble with last nights. They were always followed by… Always Followed
- but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for… Break
- If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets. Ankh
- Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it. Couple
- Any true wizard, faced with a sign like 'Do not open this door. Really. We mean it. We're not kidding. Opening this door will mean… All
- Unseen University was much bigger on the inside. Thousands of years as the leading establishment of practical magic in a world where dimensions were largely… Any
- The jurisdiction of a good man extends to the end of the world. End
- The worst thing you can do is nothing. Autism
- God does not play games with His loyal servants", said the Metatron, but in a worried tone of voice. "Whoopee", said Crowley. Crowley
- I don't see what's so triffic about creating people as people and then gettin' upset cos' they act like people", said Adam severely. "Anyway, if… Act
- It was then that Marvin got religion. Not the quiet, personal kind, that involves doing good deeds and living a better life; not even the… Better
- 5.Buggre Alle this for a Larke I amme sick to mye Hart of typefetinge. Master Biltonn if no Gentelmann, and Master Scagges now more that… Alle
- Oh, he did his best to make their short lives miserable, because that was his job, but nothing he could think up was half as… Bad
- Sister Mary was a nurse and nurses, whatever their creed, are primarily nurses, which had a lot to do with wearing your watch upside down,… Calm
- People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people. Ironic
- (About sweeping).... What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a… Broom
- Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death. Apples
- You know, you're rather amusingly wrong. Amusingly