All Terry Pratchett Quotes
- IT'S THE EXPRESSION ON THEIR LITTLE FACES I LIKE, said the Hogfather. "You mean sort of fear and awe and not knowing whether to laugh… Awe
- If failure had no penalty success would not be a prize. Failure
- Rincewind tried to force the memory out of his mind, but it was rather enjoying itself there, terrorizing the other occupants and kicking over the… Enjoy
- ...the little man's total obliviousness to all forms of danger somehow made danger so discouraged that it gave up and went away. All
- There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop? Inspirational
- Neither claimed any responsibility for Milton Keynes, but both reported it as a success. Any
- Most witches don’t believe in gods. They know that the gods exist, of course. They even deal with them occasionally. But they don’t believe in… Believe
- You take a bunch of people who don't seem any different from you and me, but when you add them all together you get this… Add
- Their families cordially detested one another. Cordially
- ...'I thought the rule was that all monks were shaved.' 'Oh, Soto says he is bald under the hair,'said Lu Tze. 'He says the hair… All
- Things like crowns had a troublesome effect on clever folk; it was best to leave all the reigning to the kind of people whose eyebrows… All
- It is true that words have power, and one of the things they are able to do is get out of someone’s mouth before the… Able
- I reckon responsible behavior is something to get when you grow older. Like varicose veins. Behavior
- The theater troubled her. It had a magic of its own, one that didn’t belong to her, one that wasn’t in her control. It changed… Altered
- This is Art holding a Mirror up to Life. That’s why everything is exactly the wrong way around. Art
- Destiny is important, see, but people go wrong when they think it controls them. It's the other way around. Controls
- There are all kinds of darkness, and all kinds of things can be found in them, imprisoned, banished, lost or hidden. Sometimes they escape. Sometimes… All
- NAUGHTY AND NICE? said Death. BUT IT'S EASY TO BE NICE IF YOU'RE RICH. IS THIS FAIR? Albert wanted to argue. He wanted to say,… Albert
- I never said nothing..." "I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from… Anyone
- She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly her face would probably… Around Suddenly
- The Librarian was not familiar with love, which had always struck him as a bit ethereal and soppy, but kindness, on the other hand, was… Always Struck
- Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit. Based
- How do you get all those coins?" asked Mort. IN PAIRS. All
- The second mouse gets the cheese! Caution
- Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of… Act